The Shy One at the Orgy (coldmountain) wrote in i_kill_you_scum,
The Shy One at the Orgy
coldmountain
i_kill_you_scum

Stupid TV! Be more funny!

TONIGHT:
SPRINGFIELD BALLET
TOMORROW:
CLOSED TO FIX GAS LEAK


Homer: Moe, get the darts--I want to play.
Moe: No, we're phasing out the games. People drink less when they're having fun.

Homer: Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet.
Wigum: That's exactly how Dilinger got started.

Lisa: Don't worry, Mr. Hutz is still here.
Hutz: [jumps up, pulls out knife] Don't touch my stuff! Oh, hehehe, this isn't the YMCA.

Homer: I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband. I'm sorry for the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub...
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