CLOSED TO FIX GAS LEAK
Homer: Moe, get the darts--I want to play.
Moe: No, we're phasing out the games. People drink less when they're having fun.
Homer: Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet.
Wigum: That's exactly how Dilinger got started.
Lisa: Don't worry, Mr. Hutz is still here.
Hutz: [jumps up, pulls out knife] Don't touch my stuff! Oh, hehehe, this isn't the YMCA.
Homer: I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband. I'm sorry for the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub...