jacqueline sours (orangebang) wrote in i_kill_you_scum,
jacqueline sours
orangebang
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sea captain my captain

McAllister: Lard ho! 'Tis a good sign; Homer's unfastened the
top button on his pants.
Akira: Uh no, he's been walking around like that since
Thanksgiving.
McAllister: I'm surprised he doesn't just give it up and go for
sweatpants.
Akira: He says the crotch wears out too fast.
McAllister: Yar! That's going to replace the whale in my
nightmares


'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine.
-- Captain McAlister
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